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In a message dated 11/30/98 8:42:07 PM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: > > > *************************** Chinese Jews *************************** > > > > Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al. "Are > > there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we > ask > > the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any > Chinese > > Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went > > into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No > > Chinese Jews." > > > > "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir." the waiter > replied, > > and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I > > cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered > > everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." > > "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no > > Chinese Jews." "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. > > "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no > > Chinese Jews!" > > > > > > > > > **************************** Supplies! **************************** > > > > > > An Englishman, Scotsman and Chinaman want to join the army. A Corporal > is > > assigned the task of finding posts for them. > > > > "What do you want to do?" he asks the Scotsman. > > > > "Well, I've always been a bit fancy with the rifle," he replies, and is > > sent to the Artillery Division. > > > > "What about you then?" he says to the Englishman. > > > > "Mechanics and what not, for me!" he states, and the corporal puts him > in > > the Engineers Division. > > > > The Chinaman says he likes cooking. "I'll put you in the Supplies > > Division, then," says the Corporal. Couple of weeks later, he looks for > > the new recruits' supervisors, to check up on them. "That Scot could > shoot > > a fly of a ducks back at 400 yards!" Artillery says. Engineers are no > less > > enthusiastic about the Englishman. "He could strip and rebuild a tank > > blindfolded!" But the Chinaman is nowhere to be found! Supplies have > never > > heard of him. > > > > The whole camp is turned upside down looking for him. Finally the > Corporal > > opens a wardrobe and the Chinaman leaps on him! "SUPPLIES!" he shouts > with > > a grin. > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > --------- End forwarded message ---------- >