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In addition to Engineer and Lawyer jokes, I'm a pushover for blonde jokes. I'm even married to one and she certainly is no joke. I have to be careful telling them at Choir practice, because most of the Sopranos are blonde. No, I guess the reason I get in trouble is I change it to a Blonde Soprano joke!!! Oh well, maybe someday I'll get wiser. > The Blonde and Horseback Riding > > A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had > no lessons or prior experience. > She mounts the horse unassisted & the horse immediately springs > into motion. > It gallops along at a steady & rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins > to slip from the saddle. > In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a > firm grip. > She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides > down the side of the horse anyway. > The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. > Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to > try & throw herself to safety. > Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup & she > is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is > struck against the ground again & again. > As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments > away from unconsciousness when the Wal-Mart manager runs out to > shut the horse off.