HOW ABOUT why did the squirrel cross the road? be cuz it was stapled to the chicken.... -----Original Message----- From: P Jones <[log in to unmask]> To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]> Date: Monday, November 30, 1998 12:32 PM Subject: Non PD. A question. I need to know a good reason why the chicken crossed the road. Can anyone out there help me. Thanks and cheers. PJ.