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> > Sent: Wednesday, December 02, 1998 9:26 AM > Subject: Blond's New Sports Car > > > >A blonde received a brand new sports car for her > >birthday. While driving she cut off the driver of a tractor > >trailer. The incensed driver motioned to blonde and told > >her to pull over to the side of the road. > > > >When the blonde pulled over, the truck driver pulled in > >behind her and marched over to her car. He took a piece > >of chalk from his pocket and drew a circle on the road. > >He yelled at the blonde and said, "Do not step outside of > >the circle." > > > >Then, the truck driver got inside her car and proceeded to > >cut her leather seats to shreds. When he turned to the > >blonde, she had a slight smirk her face. "You think that's > >funny? Well, watch this..." > > > >Then, the truck driver proceeded to get a bat from his > >truck and then smashed her front windshield to pieces. > >At that point, the blonde began laughing. "You think > >that's funny, too? Well, just you wait..." > > > >Then, the truck driver took a pocket knife from his pocket > >and sliced the blonde's tires on her car. The blonde > >laughed so hard that she could barely stand up. "You > >think that's hilarious, don't you? Well, now you're gonna > >get it..." > > > >Next, the truck driver took a gas can from the rear of his > >truck and proceeded to torch her car. When he turned to > >the blonde, she was on the ground, laughing out of > >control. "I don't get it," said the truck driver. "What's so > >funny? I just destroyed your brand new sports car, and > >your laughing like a fool." > > > >The blonde replied, "When you weren't looking, mister, > >I stepped outside the circle four times!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com