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In a message dated 11/14/98 1:42:36 PM Eastern Standard Time,
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> a  guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various
>   latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine
>   that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a
>   loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The hiss is the rubber being
>   injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping
>   sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the
>   nipple."
>
>   Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where
>   condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss.
>   Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!" says the man taking
>   the tour. "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but
>   what's that 'pop' every so often?"
>
>   "Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple
>   machine," says the guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth
>   condom."
>
>   "Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
>
>   "Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"
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