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In a message dated 11/23/98 7:23:00 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: > >> > >> > >> > >> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822 > >> > >> >>> > >> >>> A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm > >count. The > >> >>> doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and > >bring back a > >> >>> sample tomorrow." > >> >>> > >> >>> The next day the 75 year old man reappears at the doctor's > >office and > >> >>> gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the > >previous day. > >> >>> The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, > >doc, it's > >> >>> like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then > >I tried > >> >>> w/my left hand but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for > >help. She > >> >>> tried w/her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, still > >nothing. > >> >>> She even tried her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with the > >teeth > >> >>> out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door > >and she > >> >>> tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing worked." > >> >>> The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor??" The old man > >> >>> replied "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the > >DARN jar > >> >>> open!" > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> > > >> > > >> >