Subject: Fw: Irish/Catholics > > > > One fine day in Ireland, a guy was out golfing and gets up to the 16th > > > hole. > > > He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the > > > side of the fairway. He goes looking for his ball and comes across this > > > little guy with this huge knot on his head, and the golf ball lying > > right > > > beside him. "Goodness," says the golfer, and proceeds to revive the > > poor > > > little guy. Upon awaking, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me > > fair > > > and square. I am a leprechaun. I will grant you three wishes." > > > The man says, "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't > > hurt > > > you too badly," and walks away. Watching the golfer depart, the > > > leprechaun > > > thinks to himself, "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, > > > so > > > I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things that I > > > would > > > want. I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game and a great sex > > > life." > > > Well, a year goes by and the same golfer is out golfing on the same > > course > > > at the 16th hole. He gets up and hits one into the same woods and goes > > > off > > > looking for his ball. When he finds the ball he sees the same little > > guy > > > and asks how he is doing. The leprechaun says, "I'm fine, and might I > > ask > > > how your golf game is?" > > > "It's great! I hit under par every time!" > > > "I did that for you. And might I ask how your money is holding out?" > > > The golfer says, "Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my > > hand > > > in > > > my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar bill." > > > "I did that for you, too. And might I ask how you sex life is?" The > > > golfer > > > looks at him a little shyly and says, "Well, maybe once or twice a > > week." > > > The leprechaun is floored and stammers, "What?! Only one or twice a > > > week?!" > > > "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish." > >