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> An FAA inspector goes to check out Santa. They meet, and Santa shows him > the fully loaded sleigh. The inspector checks out the equipment, the load > balance, etc. "Everything's looking good, Mr. Claus, so it's time we move > on to the flight test." > > They board the sleigh. "Why are you carrying a shotgun?," asks Santa. > > The FAA inspector replies, "Well, I'm not really supposed to let you know > ahead of time, but in this test, you're going to lose an engine on take > off.