In a message dated 98-12-09 11:22:27 EST, you write: << Subject: Price check on lane 13 > > > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > > > One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" > > > > stories I've come upon in a long time was about a lady > > > > who picked up several items at a discount store. When > > > > she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one > > > > of her items had no price tag. > > > > Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got > > > > on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, > > > > "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." > > > > That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear > > > > of the store apparently misunderstood the word "tampax" > > > > for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice > > > > boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND > > > > YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN > > > > WITH A HAMMER ???" > --------- End forwarded message ---------- >>