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<< > >(((((GEORGIA CYCLONE))))))))) > >---BKCox <[log in to unmask]> wrote: >> >> >> >> >> If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you >get a >> Phillip's Screwdriver? >> >> Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? >> >> Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? >> >> If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? >> >> Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be >wearing >> night gowns? >> >> If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? >> >> When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your >two >> cents in, what happens to the other penny? >> >> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? >> >> Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to >begin >> with. >> >> When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? >> >> Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who >> drives a race car not called a racist? >> >> Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? >> >> Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? >> >> If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make >terrible? >> >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? >> >> "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. >Could >> it be that "I do " is the longest sentence? >> >> If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow >that >> electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, >models >> deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? >> >> Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? >> >> Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars >in the >> universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet > paint >> you will have to touch it to be sure? >> >> If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, >does he >> become disoriented? >> >> If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from >Holland >> called "Holes?" >> >> >> Christopher Black >> Sr. Chemist - Process Technology >> Response Team Leader >> Phone: 713/428-5557 >> Pager: 713/786-5965 >> >> >> >>