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> Ain't this the truth!!! > > Engineers > > You might be an engineer if.. > - At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to > find the burned out bulb in the string of Christmas lights. > - Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or to spend the money to > upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma. > - Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck gazing at the > scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room. > - In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure. > - The Salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your > questions. > - You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling. > - You bought your wife a new CD ROM drive for her birthday. > - You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie. > - You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own > handwriting. > - You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and > parallel. > - You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the chairs to > see how they do the special effects. > - You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances. > - You have more friends on the internet than in real life. > - You know what http:// stands for. > - You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys. > - You see a good design and still have to change it. > - You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring. > - You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it. > - You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't > get enough sleep. > - You window shop at Radio Shack. > - You're both in the backseat of your car, she's looking wistfully at > the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite. > - Your laptop computer costs more than your car. > - Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work. > - You've already calculated how much you make per second. > - You've tried to repair a $5 radio. > > > > > > >