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Q: How many Parkinsn Information Exchange Network cyber-siblings does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,604: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the list that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spelling/grammar police 156 to write to the list-mom complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mailing list 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling, and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and ergo these posts **are** relevant to this list 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different bulbs 14 to post URLs that were posted incorrectly and post corrected URLs 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then re-quote them all, including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too" 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three" 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup 47 to say this is just what alt.physics.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here 23 to try to put the whole procedure into print using combinations of ((()))- - - >>>><<<< ^^^^^^||||\\\\////.......####===~~~~~~~ and any other unique available symbols. 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb janet paterson - 51 now /41 dx /37 onset - almonte/ontario/canada [log in to unmask]