Some of these might be old but still refreshing! Gerrit Kleynscheldt Tel: +27 21 947 8918 (Local 021 947 8918) Fax: +27 21 947 1521 (Local 021 947 1521) Please note the following: Because e-mail can be altered electronically, the integrity of this communication cannot be guaranteed. >> > >> > *Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the >> > statue. >> > >> > *I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow >> > isn't looking good either. >> > >> > *My reality check bounced. >> > >> > *Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. >> > >> > *Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance. >> > >> > *Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out? >> > >> > *People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them >> > Benjamin Franklin said it first. >> > >> > *I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. >> > >> > *Indecision is the key to flexibility. >> > >> > *Dijon vu-the same mustard as before. >> > >> > *My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. >> > >> > *I am having an out of money experience. >> > >> > *Practice safe eating-always use condiments. >> > >> > *A day without sunshine is like night. >> > >> > *I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. >> > >> > * Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have the film. >> > >> > * Save the whales... collect a whole set! >> > >> > * On the other hand... you have different fingers. >> > >> > * Change is inevitable... except from a vending machine. >> > >> > * You have the right to remain silent... anything you say will be >> > misquoted, then held against you. >> > >> > * Did you ever wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without >> sponges? >> > >> > * Honk your horn if you love peace and quiet! >> > >> > * Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. >> > >> > * He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. >> > >> > * Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it! >> > >> > *I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays. > > > >