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>                    THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER!!!
> 1 or 2 qts. RUM                                  1 c BUTTER
> 1 tsp SUGAR                                      2 lg EGGS
> 1 c DRIED FRUIT                               2 c FLOUR
> 1 tsp SODA                                         LEMON JUICE
> BROWN SUGAR                                        NUTS
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>     Before you start making the cake.  It's best to sample the RUM to
> check
> for quality.  Good isn't it!  Now you're ready.
>     Select a large mixing bowl, measuringcup, etc.  Check the RUM again,
> it's got to be right.  To make sure RUM is of the highest quality, pour
> one
> level cup of RUM into a glass and drink it as fast as you can.  REPEAT.
>     With an electric mixer, heat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
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> Add one seaspoon of thugar and heat some more.  Meanwhile, make sure the
> RUM is still of the hihest quality.  Try another cup.  Open the second
> quart when necessary.  Add 2 arge eggs, 2 cups fried druit and heat until
> high.  If druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with the
> drewsciver.
>     Better sample the RUM again, checking now for tonscisticity.  Next,
> sift 3 cups of pepper or salt, it really doesn't matter which.  Sample RUM
> again.  Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice.  Fold in chopped butter and strained
> nuts.  Add 1 babblespoom of brown thugar or whatever color you can find.
> Wix mell.  Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.  Now pour the
> whole mess into the boven and ake. Check the RUM one final time and go to
> bed.
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