Some of these might be old but still refreshing!
Gerrit Kleynscheldt
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>> >
>> > *Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and
some days you're the
>> > statue.
>> >
>> > *I can please only one person per day. Today
is not your day. Tomorrow
>> > isn't looking good either.
>> >
>> > *My reality check bounced.
>> >
>> > *Someday we'll look back on all this and plow
into a parked car.
>> >
>> > *Good news is just life's way of keeping you
off balance.
>> >
>> > *Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it
get us out?
>> >
>> > *People will accept your ideas much more
readily if you tell them
>> > Benjamin Franklin said it first.
>> >
>> > *I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an
interesting path.
>> >
>> > *Indecision is the key to flexibility.
>> >
>> > *Dijon vu-the same mustard as before.
>> >
>> > *My inferiority complex is not as good as
yours.
>> >
>> > *I am having an out of money experience.
>> >
>> > *Practice safe eating-always use condiments.
>> >
>> > *A day without sunshine is like night.
>> >
>> > *I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I
take something for it.
>> >
>> > * Everyone has a photographic memory... some
just don't have the film.
>> >
>> > * Save the whales... collect a whole set!
>> >
>> > * On the other hand... you have different
fingers.
>> >
>> > * Change is inevitable... except from a
vending machine.
>> >
>> > * You have the right to remain silent...
anything you say will be
>> > misquoted, then held against you.
>> >
>> > * Did you ever wonder how much deeper the
ocean would be without
>> sponges?
>> >
>> > * Honk your horn if you love peace and quiet!
>> >
>> > * Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
talented fool.
>> >
>> > * He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
>> >
>> > * Seen it all, done it all, can't remember
most of it!
>> >
>> > *I considered atheism but there weren't enough
holidays.
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