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Janet 'n All..... HEY YOUSE PARKIE-FOLKS..... Ya got this magical PD cure all wrong! (Sheeeesh! Whadda buncha knuckle-heads!) Here's what ya gots to do to be 150% cured of that pesky ol disease, using our wonderful just-invented-but thoroughly-tested (on a group of 5 SHMOOES <a la the cartoon strip <'Little Abner">, with great success). Ready? Read on..... First ya gotta submerge yerself - right to your ears - in a tub of water for 24 hours (NO CHEATIN" NOW!). Then remove yourself from the tub of water but do NOT dry off. Next, open the 1st of the 2 enclosed packets and rub the purple fixative alllllll over your body (And yes... we DO realize it smells pretty, ummmmm..... strong and gamey... but what the heck - you Parkies can't smell nuttin' anyways!) <HAHAHAHAHA> Oooops! <cackling to self> Sorry... I digress... Finally, open the 2nd packet and spread the thousands of little seeds you'll find there onto the fixative you just spread on your body and stand there without moving till the next cycle has been activated - usually about 24 hours. In 24 hours, why, you'll be simply AMAZED to see a fuzzy green-leafed and oh-so-beneficial mold growing all over your body. And don't worry, you'll get USED to the smell in time (if you're lucky) <LOL> CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! You've either been cured of Parkinson's or have become a human Chia-Pet! <grinning, ducking & running> Barb Mallut (totally wacko tonite) [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: janet paterson <[log in to unmask]> To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN <[log in to unmask]> Date: Wednesday, December 30, 1998 3:12 PM Subject: Re: 'Healing' PD / hohoho >cyber greetings to val > >At 16:41 1998/12/30 -0500, you wrote, in part: >>Hi! I thought folks might like to read this testimonial... >> power of blended freshly-grown sprouts and greens... > >i went to your site as you suggested >and can only shake my head in amusement > >maybe >just maybe >bean sprouts really can 'cure' >parkinson's disease, heart disease, and cancer >what do i know? >[maybe our learned dietitian and medicos can tell us] >but i fail to see why anyone needs >to pay over $200 for a bean sprouting machine >when, according to my ex-organic-farmer-sister patricia, >all you need is a jar and some water and some patience! >[no, i have no financial interest in selling jars, thank you] > >janet > >ps >keith, i really tried to be nice... > >janet paterson - 51 now /41 dx /37 onset - almonte/ontario/canada >[log in to unmask] >