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hey barb At 11:34 1998/12/31 -0800, you wrote, in full: >Janet 'n All..... >HEY YOUSE PARKIE-FOLKS..... Ya got this magical PD cure all wrong! >(Sheeeesh! Whadda buncha knuckle-heads!) >Here's what ya gots to do to be 150% cured of that pesky ol disease, >using our wonderful just-invented-but thoroughly-tested (on a group >of 5 SHMOOES <a la the cartoon strip <'Little Abner">, with great >success). Ready? Read on..... >First ya gotta submerge yerself - right to your ears - in a tub of >water for 24 hours (NO CHEATIN" NOW!). Then remove yourself from >the tub of water but do NOT dry off. Next, open the 1st of the 2 >enclosed packets and rub the purple fixative alllllll over your body >(And yes... we DO realize it smells pretty, ummmmm..... strong and >gamey... but what the heck - you Parkies can't smell nuttin' >anyways!) <HAHAHAHAHA> Oooops! <cackling to self> >Sorry... I digress... Finally, open the 2nd packet and spread the >thousands of little seeds you'll find there onto the fixative you >just spread on your body and stand there without moving till the next >cycle has been activated - usually about 24 hours. >In 24 hours, why, you'll be simply AMAZED to see a fuzzy green-leafed >and oh-so-beneficial mold growing all over your body. And don't >worry, you'll get USED to the smell in time (if you're lucky) <LOL> >CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! You've either been cured of Parkinson's or have >become a human Chia-Pet! <grinning, ducking & running> >Barb Mallut (totally wacko tonite) poifeck, barbie, just poifeck!!! lolo! janet janet paterson - 51 now /41 dx /37 onset - almonte/ontario/canada [log in to unmask]