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Just had to send something Bob Anibal -----Original Message----- From: DAVID OAKES <[log in to unmask]> To: Bob A <[log in to unmask]> Date: Saturday, January 09, 1999 7:30 PM Subject: Not exactly]] > > > >> >> >> Clinton died and was standing at the Pearly Gates._ After >> knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" >> inquired >> St. Peter. >> >> "'It's me, Bill Clinton." >> >> "And what do you want?" asked St. Peter. >> >> "Lemme in!" replied Clinton. >> >> "Soooo," pondered Peter. "What bad things did you do on earth?" >> >> Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana >> but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I >> guess I had extramarital sex -- but you shouldn't hold that against >> me >> because I didn't really have 'sexual relations.' And I lied, but I >> didn't commit perjury." >> >> After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's >> >> the deal._ We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, >> but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite >> period >> of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't abandon all >> hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to >> freeze over." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >