> January 1, 2000 > > Dear Valued Employee: > Re: Vacation Pay > > Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over > the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are > granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. > One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please > either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay > check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all > pay and interest for the past 1,200 months. Sincerely, > > Automated Payroll Processing