The Undernet, What is it? A Non-Technical View. Network: A group of computers connected together in a manner that allows them to communicate and share information. Your resident computer geek would probably drop his doughnut at that definition, but it works. The undernet is a network composed of computers (Servers) located all over the world. These computers may be owned by universities, junior colleges, businesses, or private individuals. They may be connected to the network on a permanent or temporary basis. There is more to the undernet than this and if your interested, may I suggest a few minutes searching the Web. Until then, think of the undernet as a strange type of telephone system where Each server is an operator. In order to access the undernet you must connect to a server that is part of the network. To do this, you need software that will allow you to communicate with the server and with other people on the network. Next, you need the address (think of it as a postal address) of a server that is relatively close to your location. Some examples of server addresses are: LasVegas.NV.US.Undernet.org:6660 Toronto.ON.ca.undernet.org:6661 eu.undernet.org:6662 London.UK.eu.Undernet.org:6663 StLouis.MO.US.UnderNet.org:6664 SanJose.CA.US.Undernet.Org:6665 Caen.Fr.Eu.UnderNet.org:6666 auckland.nz.undernet.org:6667 The various programs used to access the undernet usually contain a short list of servers to choose from. Connecting to the undernet is easy in principal but can be a bit of a pain in fact. Setting aside the possibility of software, hardware, and peopleware problems, the server you select is going to busy. Therefore, you may get a message something like "no more connections" or "to many connections". If this happens you have four options. 1.. Try connecting again. Your program probably tried three or four times but it will make you feel better. 2.. Try another port. You may have noticed that each address has a four digit number with it ranging from 6660 to 6669. Most servers allow you to use any of these ports. Your program probably has 6667 as the default. Changing the port and attempting to connect again may get you In. 3.. Try another server. Change to another server in your area or choose one in a different time zone. Some servers are more popular than others. Try moving around. 4.. Try again at a different time of day. If you are having trouble sleeping, try connecting at night. Everyone else in your area will probably be sleeping and getting a connection will be easier. After all of the hard stuff is done, where are the people? Communicating on the undernet is similar to using a two way short wave radio. You need to know what frequency the people you want to talk to are using as well as when they will be using it. On the undernet, the frequency is the channel name. All channel names begin with pound sign "#". To enter the channel reserved for Parkinsons related discussions (among other things) follow your program's instructions for joining a channel and type the name #parkinsons. Please do not type the period as part of the name. You can also join #parkinsons by typing /join #parkinsons then pressing the enter key on IBM look-a-likes or return a Mac. Coming up next: The strange world of Net-splits, pings, and lag time. Some dos and do nots, there’s danger out there. Marvin Giles AKA WerPuppy.