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I asked my on-line provider for a medical dictionary and look what poped up > -----Original Message----- > From: Parkinson's Information Exchange > [mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Hawkins, Darwin > Sent: Thursday, January 14, 1999 11:25 AM > To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN > Subject: More Suthern Humer! > > > The Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms > > Benign..............................What you be after you be eight. > Artery..............................The study of paintings. > Bacteria............................Back door to cafeteria. > Barium..............................What doctors do when patients die. > Cesarean Section....................A neighborhood in Rome. > CTscan..............................Searching for kitty. > Cauterize...........................Made eye contact with her. > Colic...............................A sheep dog. > Coma................................A punctuation mark. > D & C...............................Where Washington is. > Dilate..............................To live long. > Enema...............................Not a friend. > Fester..............................Quicker than someone else. > Fibula..............................A small lie. > Genital.............................Non-Jewish person. > G.I. Series.........................World Series of military baseball. > Hangnail............................What you hang your coat on. > Impotent............................Distinguished, well known. > Labor Pain..........................Getting hurt at work. > Medical Staff.......................A Doctor's cane. > Morbid..............................A higher offer than bid. > Nitrates............................Cheaper than day rates. > Node................................I knew it. > Outpatient..........................A person who has fainted. > Pap Smear...........................A fatherhood test. > Pelvis..............................Second cousin to Elvis. > Post Operative......................A letter carrier. > Recovery Room.......................Place to do upholstery. > Rectum..............................Damn near killed him. > Secretion...........................Hiding something. > Seizure.............................Roman emperor. > Tablet..............................A small table. > Terminal Illness....................Getting sick at the airport. > Tumor...............................More than one. > Urine...............................Opposite of you're out. > Varicose............................Near by/close by. >