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Gina.... I'd think twice before offering to take on a job like THAT from KEN! The last I heard about his "organ farm," was that after planting the organs in the south-40, by the light of the full moon (just like he plants his corn) <sic>, he laid on a HEAVY dose of fertilizer, and sat back, mint julep in one hand and a cigar in the other, waiting for the organ crop to up and grow. Now REALLY... would any GOOD farmer attempt to grow a crop like that - just plant 'n pick? Come ON.... would YOU wanna buy an organ - even a LITTLE one - from such a ne'er-do-well? <grinning & ducking> In fact, and this is JUST between you 'n me, Gina, right? I mean, it's a SECRET so don't go blabbing it all over the List, y'hear? (Gin's face lights up and she gets all excited at being the recipient of some juicy gossip) Ready? Hear goes...... I heard that Kenneth Starr's investigating Ken. It's been rumored that the Bill and Hillary Clinton have secretly invested in the organ farm under the pseudonyms "Socks and Buddy," in the hopes that they would thus go unrecognized, especially by those living outside the Beltway. Further, it's rumored that Ken has ASSURED Mrs. Clinton that there's not a woman in Florida under 112 years old, and cigars are hard to get in that part of the country. Well Gina, gotta go now....there's someone at the front door, impatiently ringing the doorbell and waving a badge. Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Gina Cass <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Sunday, January 31, 1999 3:25 AM Subject: Re: News-Doctors herald grow-your-own organs >Dear Ken: > >I would like to have the Marketing and Promotion part of your Grow your own >organs. > >There are just so many possibilities, Market organs like Chia Pet, >or the saying "Parts is parts" would be a big seller. "We get the parts to >you faster" with our own shipping company. Big planes with Bladders painted >on the side. > >We could have lotteries on the best parts. Like Hallmark have "Give a >Bladder" day. Make sure it gets on the calendars and work with Hallmark on >packaging or FTD on delivering. >The ideas are mindboggling, endless to say the least. > >I will be in need of 2 legs by the time this circus of doctors ends. >Ken, just curious what would be the growing mixture of peat, manure and soil >for legs that aren't bluish/purple?? > >Thanks for the new business idea. I needed that today. > >yours for "Speedy Parts Delivery"' > >gina >47/37/13 mo. >