If nothing else, human beings are consistently entertaining. What began as a parody of an Aspartame post, has become one of the most bizarre sets of conspiracy theories I have ever encountered. However, I must admit that I secretly enjoy reading these perverse, tabloid/alien morsels of neuropsychiatric pathology. It's like getting a "preview " of what I'll be like in 20 years, after consuming the equivalent of 12 Rite Aid pharmacies. Martin Bayne 48/44 [log in to unmask] PS> Eureka! The years of insomnia have finally paid off -- I've just finished designing a machine that I call the "Electro-Tremor-Power-Generation-Facilitator." On a really bad day, I hook this portable device up to my left arm, and I'm able to generate enough electricity for my own apartment and two of my neighbors.