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Marty,

Shhh,  you should never post something like that on the internet.  My Chicago sources tell me that
already there is a gentleman by the name of Guido looking for you.    I can't figure it out though.
He was hired by the power company cartell.  You would think that they would be mad at your
competition.  But judging by his luggage Guido must be going to bring you a present. He was carrying
a violin case and I know he can't play.  Do you play the vilolin?

Charlie.
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"Martin K. Bayne" wrote:

> If nothing else, human beings are consistently entertaining. What began
> as a parody of an Aspartame post, has become one of the most bizarre
> sets of conspiracy theories I have ever encountered. However, I must
> admit that I secretly enjoy reading these perverse, tabloid/alien
> morsels of neuropsychiatric pathology. It's like getting a "preview " of
> what I'll be like in 20 years, after consuming the equivalent of 12 Rite
> Aid pharmacies. Martin Bayne  48/44  [log in to unmask]
> PS> Eureka!  The years of insomnia have finally paid off -- I've just
> finished designing a machine that I call the
> "Electro-Tremor-Power-Generation-Facilitator."  On a really bad day, I
> hook this portable device up to my left arm, and I'm able to generate
> enough electricity for my own apartment and two of my neighbors.

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Charles T. Meyer,  M.D.
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