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Date: Sunday, January 31, 1999 8:52 AM Subject: Fw: Computers Must be Female >The top six reasons computers must be female: > >6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. > >5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. > >4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for >future reference. > >3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is >incomprehensible to everyone else. > >2. The message "Bad command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you >don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." > >AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE; >1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half >your paycheck on accessories for it!!! > >