Return-Path: <[log in to unmask]> Received: from rly-za05.mx.aol.com (rly-za05.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.101]) by air-za05.mail.aol.com (v56.14) with SMTP; Wed, 13 Jan 1999 11:06:32 -0500 Received: from imo15.mx.aol.com (imo15.mx.aol.com [198.81.17.5]) by rly-za05.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id LAA24473; Wed, 13 Jan 1999 11:06:28 -0500 (EST) From: [log in to unmask] Received: from [log in to unmask] by imo15.mx.aol.com (IMOv18.1) id 9IBIa03539; Wed, 13 Jan 1999 11:05:03 -0500 (EST) Message-ID: <[log in to unmask]> Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999 11:05:03 EST To: [log in to unmask], Steve <[log in to unmask]>, [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], Juanita <[log in to unmask]>, [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], Arlene <[log in to unmask]>, Donna Russell <[log in to unmask]>, [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], Tx <[log in to unmask]>, Deb <[log in to unmask]>, suzanne <[log in to unmask]>, Linda <[log in to unmask]>, TED <[log in to unmask]>, Raylene <[log in to unmask]>, Gamma <[log in to unmask]>, Barbara <[log in to unmask]>, Sheila <[log in to unmask]>, [log in to unmask], Katy <[log in to unmask]>, Jim Gibbons <[log in to unmask]>, [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask], [log in to unmask] Subject: JOKE X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 226 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit SATAN > >>One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of >Johnstown >>got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the >>townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their >>families, etc. >> >>Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started >>screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a >>frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was >evacuated >>from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his >pew, >>not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was >in >>his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man >and >>said, "Don't you know who I am?" >> >>The man replied, "Yep, sure do." >> >>Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" >> >>"Nope, sure ain't," said the man. >> >>Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of >>me?" >> >>The man replied calmly, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years." >>