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Subject: Technology for Country Folk
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> Technology for Country Folk...
>
> 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
>
> 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
>
> 3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
>
> 4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
>
> 5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.
>
> 6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much
> farwood.
>
> 7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
>
> 8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
>
> 9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
>
> 10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
>
> 11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
>
> 12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
>
> 13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
>
> 14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
>
> 15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
>
> 16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
>
> 17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
>
> 18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
>
> 19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
>
> 20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
>
> 21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
>
> 22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
>
> 23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
>
> 24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya
> paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
>
> 25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
