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 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the
 slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,
 it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
 are killed first. This natural selection is good
 for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells,
but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption
of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
 the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers.

John Bjork
Parkinsaw, MI
"Home of the Annual 30-Meter Dash"