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Those are great!  You maade my morning be off to a good start.  Thanks.
Jennifer Smith

double a enterprises wrote:

> Subject: animal stories
>
> >A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the
> >middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but
> >unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The
> driver,
> >being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side
> of
> >the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his
> >dismay, the rabbit was dead.  The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A
> >woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road
> >and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was
> >wrong.
> >
> >"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed
> >it."
> >
> >The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her
> >car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead
> >rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.  Miraculously
> >the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and
> >hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped, turned around,
> waved
> >and hopped down the road, another 50 yards, turned, waved and hopped
> another
> >50 yards.
> >
> >The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in
> >the woman's spray can!!   He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in
> >your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
> >
> >The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label:
> >"Hair spray.  Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
> >
> >
> >
> >Then, there's this bear story that made me roar....
> >In light of the rising frequency of conflicts between humans and grizzly
> >bears, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters,
> >and fishermen to take extra precautions, and keep alert for bears while in
> >the field.  It is advised that persons wear noisy little bells on their
> >clothing so that the bears will know someone is approaching, and not become
> >startled.  It is also advised to carry a container of pepper spray.  It is
> a
> >good idea to watch for fresh signs of bear activity.  One should know the
> >difference between black bear droppings and grizzly bear droppings.  Black
> >bear droppings contain lots of berries and rabbit fur. Grizzly bear
> >droppings contain little bells, and smells like pepper.
> >
> >