Hope that this isn't a repeat or isn't breaking any rules. . .enjoy, nancy v Boomers > > > > Baby Boomer Concerns > > > Honorable Mentions; > > > >> >> > > > Then: Long hair. > > > Now: Longing for hair. > > > >> >> > > > Then: Keg > > > Now: EKG. > > > >> >> > > > Then: Acid rock > > > Now: Acid reflux. > > > >> >> > > > Then: Moving to California because it's cool. > > > Now: Moving to California because it's hot. > > > >> >> > > > Then: You're growing pot. > > > Now: Your growing pot. > > > >> >> > > > Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your > > > parents. > > > Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids. > > > >> >> > > > Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth > > > Taylor. > > > Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth > > > Taylor. > > > >> >> > > > Then: Seeds and stems. > > > Now: Roughage. > > > >> >> > > > Then: Popping pills, smoking joints. > > > Now: Popping joints. > > > >> >> > > > Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel. > > > Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity. > > > >> >> > > > And the Winners are: > > > >> >> > > > Fifth Runner-up > > > Then: Paar. > > > Now: AARP. > > > >> >> > > > Fourth Runner-up > > > Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine. > > > Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine. > > > >> >> > > > Third Runner-up > > > Then: Killer weed. > > > Now: Weed killer. > > > >> >> > > > Second Runner-up > > > Then: Hoping for a BMW. > > > Now: Hoping for a BM. > > > >> >> > > > First Runner-up > > > Then: The Grateful Dead. > > > Now: Dr. Kevorkian. > > > >> >> > > > And the winner: > > > Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint. > > > Now: Getting a new hip joint.