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You know I think we have the beginnings of a fortune here Camilla! I don't think the health departments of at least some states would like the actual bugs in the food, HOWEVER, what would be wrong with having photographs of the critters on the package? How can they expect people to lose weight when they have a picture of the food on the package that usually look so good, you want to eat two or three portions of the stuff? Now you put a nice juicy cockroach waving his little antennas over the potato, or some wiggly little maggots wrapped around the carrot slices in that photo, and not only will many people skip dinner, they might even lose their lunch! The "Bug A Day" diet plan, or "Weight Wigglers" come to mind. They supposedly sell chocolate covered ants in some countries, so why not ANT covered CHOCOLATES? They make steak with FRIES, so why not steak with FLIES? Maybe we could have pictures of celebrites on the packages too, like a nice photo of Roseanne Barr in a bikini BEFORE all her surgeries, or Richard Simmons when he was really large, and sweaty. I don't know about you, but I think I will be fasting for a few days! Ken BB Becker (BB=Beer Belly)