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Gerrit 'n all Palmetto-bug fans... OBVIOUSLY this is just an oversight on your part, but in drawing up your multi-marketing campaign, ya forgot to mention the money you'll be making by selling "Palmetto Bug T-shirts," with their soon-to-be-famous logo on the front, stating "I survived the great Palmetto bug invasion of '99!" And of course there's income to be made in sales of plush Palmetto bug Beanie Babies, and HEY... there's ALSO the soon-to-be-released TV mini-series called "The Great Palmetto Bug Invasion of '99," directed by Spielberg (errrrr... that's Isidore Spielberg) <giggle> If THAT isn't enough, there's ALSO gonna be a "Palmetto Bug Survivor's Reunion" which according to Ken B., is planned to be held in Las Vegas, soon after Ken is disengaged from the ceiling fan he's stuck to (by the way, did ya notice the ad in the newspaper from the lady who claims to be a Mrs.. Ken Becker stating she was in not related to OUR Ken Becker in any way, shape, or form?) Gotta go now..... I'm meeting my agent for lunch. Kiss, kiss.... <--- Typical Hollywood kisses-in-the-air-next-to-cheeks. <wee smirk> Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] -----Original Message----- From: Kleynscheldt, Gerrit <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Tuesday, February 23, 1999 12:58 AM Subject: Re: NON-PD--Palmetto bugs etc >Could I have my final contribution on this subject: >The obvious way to make money - which will be used for research into PD in >general (and the warped sense of humour it causes in particular) - would be >to start a multi-level marketing company like Amway etc. The product will >be Palmettos, and the marketing guys will find a myriad of uses in the >household cleaning, nutrition and weight loss sectors. >Gerrit Kleynscheldt > >Tel: 021 947 8918 (International +27 21 947 8918) >Fax: 021 947 1521 (International +27 21 947 1521) > >Please note the following: >Because e-mail can be altered electronically, >the integrity of this communication cannot be guaranteed. >