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>THE NEW OVER-40 BARBIE > >1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames >in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large print editions >of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. > >2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's belly-button and watch her face turn >beet-red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead! With >hand-held fan and tiny tissues. > >3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers >grow! Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. > >4. Cook's Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, >roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too: muu-muus are >back! Cellulite cream and loofah sponge optional. > >5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely >taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with >Pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. Colors: pink, >rose, blush. > >6. No More Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines >with tube of Skin-Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive >age-blasting cosmetics. > >7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying >off as Barbie dusts off her high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, >Jr. With mini-van in robin's egg blue or white, and cooler filled with >doughnut holes and fruit punch. > >8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change >and Bruce (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with >Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa >Valley to open a B&B. Comes with real tape of "Breaking Up is Hard to Do". > >9. Single Mother Barbie. There's not much time for primping anymore! Ken's >shacked up with the Swedish au pair in the Dream House and Barbie's across >town with Babs and Ken Jr. in a fourth-floor walk-up. Barbie's selling off >her old gowns and accessories to raise rent money. Complete garage sale kit >included. > >10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the >ultimate party girl. Now she does 12 steps instead of dance steps! Clean >and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with little copy of >The Big Book, a six-pack of Diet Coke, and a pack of Marlboro Lights. > > > > >