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-----Original Message----- From: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Thursday, February 25, 1999 6:55 PM Subject: I don't know if you'll be able to put this on your bulletin board. > A 98 year old man and 98 year old woman struck up a relationship in a nursing >home. She would hold his penis each night while they watched TV in her room >until it was time for him to return to his room. It wasn't much but it was all >they had. > > One night he failed to show up. When he failed to show up the >second night she assumed he had died. > Later she saw him in the sitting area. >"Where were you the last two nights?" > "I was with another woman." > "You found someone younger and prettier than I am?" > "No. She is 98 and looks the same." > "What does she have that I don't ?" ---- >"Parkinson's" > > > > A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest > department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the > counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." > "What type of bra?" asked the clerk. > "Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?" > "Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every > shape, size, color and material. > > "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three > Types of bras," replied the salesclerk. > Confused, the man asked what were the types. > The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, and > the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" > Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" > The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type > supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the > Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.