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Subject: Re: [QUAD-L] A Point to Ponder
Date: Sat, 6 Mar 1999 13:15:16 EST
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Only in America..... can a pizza got to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink.

Only in America.... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions.

Only in America...... do people order double cheese bugers, a large fry, and a
diet coke.

Only in America.... do banks leave both doors opened on the money vault and
then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America.... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in
the first place.

Only in America.... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless junk in the garage.

Only in America.... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
of eight.

Only in America...... do we use the word "Politics" to describe the process so
well:  Poli, in latin meaning "many" and "tic" meaning blood-sucking
creatures...........