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>>An Engineer in Hell >>Submitted by iVillager Peony99 >> >>An engineer died and went to Hell. He wasn't happy about it but decided to >>make the best of it. Being an engineer, he wanted to be useful so he >started >>making some improvements. He put in an escalator, water fountains, and >green >>space for picnics. >> >>God, noticing these improvements, wondered why the engineer wasn't in >Heaven. >>Saint Peter told him there was some mistake; the engineer should be in >Heaven. >> >>So God calls Satan and says, "Peter made a mistake in sending you that >useful >>engineer. He is supposed to be up here. I'm going to send someone to get >>him." >> >>Satan replied, "I don't think so! Things have never been better around >here. >>I'm not about to let go of my useful engineer." >> >>God, not used to being denied, answers, "Let's make a trade, the useful >>engineer for any doctor you name." >> >>Satan refused to trade. God said angrily, "If you don't give me that >engineer, >>I'll sue you!" >> >>Satan replied, "Doubt it. Where are you gonna find a lawyer?" > >