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> > >"THREE OLD LADIES" >> named LINDA, KAREN ,AND KAY >> Those Old gals , Still Love the Lord, >> But age takes its toll !! >> But they are beginng to have >> "SOMETIMERS DESEASE" >> >> Three old ladies were discussing the trials of getting older.LINDA said, >> "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar >> of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator >> and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a >> sandwich." >> >> Then KAREN chimed in, "yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of >> the stairs and I can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way >> down." >> >> The third KAY, "well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on >> wood." She raps her knuckles on the table, then tells them, "that must be >> the door, I'll get it." >> >> -------------------- > > > > >