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Subject: do you men have what it takes?
Date: Sun, 21 Mar 1999 10:54:00 EST
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>There was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These
>> highly classified positions are hard to fill and there's a lot of
>> testing and background checking involved before one can be
>> considered for the position.
>>
>> After sending a few selected applicants through the
>> background checking and testing, they were narrowed down to
>> just 2 men and a woman. Only one position is available.
>>
>> The day came for the final test to see which person to give
>> the classified job. The CIA's administering the test took one of
>> the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun 'We must
>> know that you will follow all instructions no matter what the
>> circumstances are,' they explained, 'inside this room, you will
find
>>your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her.' The
>> applicant got a shocked look on his face and said 'you can't be
>> serious! I could never shoot my wife.'
>>
>> 'Well' said the CIA, 'you're definitely not the right man
>> for the job,'
>>
>> So they bring in the second man to the same door and hand
>> him the gun.
>>
>> The second man looked shocked but nevertheless took the gun
>> and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then
>> the door opened. The man came out with tears 'I tried to shoot
>> her, I just couldn't pull the trigger, I guess I'm not the right
>> man for the job.'
>>
>> 'No,' the CIA replied 'You don't have what it takes. Take
>> your wife and go home,'
>>
>> Now it's the woman applicants turn. They lead her to the door and
>> gave her the gun.
>>
>> You'll find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun
>> and kill him.
>>
>> The woman took the gun, opened the door and closed it.
>>
>> The CIA heard the gun firing. One shot after another, for
>> 13 shots. Then all heck broke loose in the room. They heard
>> screaming, crashing, banging on the walls and floor. It went on
like
>>this for several minutes, then all was quiet and the door slowly
>>opened. There stood the woman.
>>
>> She, wiping the sweat off her brow with her arms, said, 'You
>> guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to
beat
>> him to death with the chair.'
