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Subject: NonPD-Think quick (Humor)
Date: Tue, 23 Mar 1999 09:37:27 EST
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I'm often reminded of this young man who worked for me awhile. He was so
charismatic that everyone loved him. But, I used to "loose" Sam and
eventually would find him under his desk, curled up in a fetal position, sound
asleep!
Enjoy, HC
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Search the ! JOKE OF THE DAY
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TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
AT YOUR DESK:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved
about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people
who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...
1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
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