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Two elderly gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening
 as they have done for the past 35 years. Max, the older, had
 been having problems remembering what cards were what, and
 usually needed help from his wife.

 At the end of the card game Ed said to Max, "You did very
 good tonight. You didn't need any help at all. Why is that?"

 Max replied, "Why ever since my wife sent me to that memory
 school, I haven't had any problems at all."

 "Memory school? What memory school?"

 Max thought for a moment, "Oh, what's that flower that's red
 with thorns? A really pretty flower...?"

 "A rose?"

 "Yeah...that's it!" Max turned to his wife and mumbled,
 "Hey, Rose! What's the name of that memory school you sent
 me to?"

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Jennifer