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Attn Jane Koenig, and others commenting on this post,
The following is a letter that I sent to the local TV news departments:
Dear Mr. ..............
I would like to share with you the TOP TEN reasons I watch your local
news broadast:
10. I like to see people being led into and out of court in handcuffs.
9. I like to see buildings which have been ransacked and had their doors
or windows smashed by burglars.
8. I like to see trucks or railroad cars upside down and dumping
hazardous substances into a creek.
7. I like to see video of a wooded area where a nude and dismembered
body or a newborn baby in a plastic bag was abandoned.
6. I like to see homes that have been burned to the ground and a TV
reporter is there asking the homeoners "How do you feel?"
5. I like to see injured people with bloddy bandages being carred on a
strecher with a TV camerman running alongside taking pictures.
4. I like to see cars that have been in headon collisions, with close up
color pictures of bloodstained upholestry.
3. I like to hear about children that have been secually abused

2. I like to see nice full-color closeups of people that have been
tortured or beaten

1. And the NUMBER ONE thing I like to see on local news, is body bags
(with bodies in them) being caarred up from the banks of a river or from
burned down homes!  .

Sorry I sent the prev mail before I finished it.

Lanier Maddux      Chattanooga Tn