To rford: I got a real kick out of your's and Ray's and Jim's examples; I wish I had thought of them myself. I wondered why the delete and backspace keys are darker than the others. Although I don't drink martinis, I do drink red wine, and my wife says she can track me like a scout all over the house. I guess I'll have to get busy and invent a wine glass with a hinged lid. (and, the pink paint story is a classic) Thanks to Jane for kicking off these responses. Here's one in closing: When it takes you 30 minutes to type a 7 line email. John Bjork A View from the Lighter Side of PD Parkinsaw, MI rford wrote: > You might be a Parkie if: > > you order a martini NEITHER shaken NOR stirred, because, by the time you get > it to your mouth, it will be. > > the backspace and delete keys on your computer wear out before anything else > in the system does. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Automatic digest processor <[log in to unmask]> > To: Recipients of PARKINSN digests <[log in to unmask]> > Date: Saturday, April 10, 1999 11:05 PM > Subject: PARKINSN Digest - 11 Apr 1999 (#1999-187)