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We're all getting to this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> -- >> > Cute joke: >> > A young fellow at McDonald's notices >> > this nice elderly couple buy just one >> > hamburger and just one drink. When >> > they sit down the husband carefully >> > cuts the hamburger exactly in half and >> > then pours half of the drink into a cup >> > he has brought with them. The wife >> > sits quietly with her hands folded while the husband begins to eat. The >> > young >> > man feel compassion for them and goes >> > over and offers to buy them a second >> > hamburger and another drink so that >> > they might have the opportunity to eat >> > together. >> > The husband and wife smile at him. The >> > husband tells the young man that they have been married for over 50 >> > years and >> > that everything in life they have shared 50/50. The whole time the wife >> > just >> > sits quietly. Then the husband tells the young man, "...besides, it >> > wouldn't really help. Right now it is my turn to use the teeth." >> > >> >>