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-----Original Message----- From: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>; [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Thursday, April 22, 1999 6:44 PM Subject: [ComputersForSeniors] Re: Only in America From: [log in to unmask] Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions. Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage... Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the proces so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures"... Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering..... >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Share the wealth! http://www.ONElist.com Tell a friend about ONElist's 130,000 free e-mail communities! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe from this list, send blank email to: [log in to unmask] If you have problems with the list, contact the list administrator at [log in to unmask]