12 Signs That You Have Had Too Much of the '90s ======= > > > >1.) You tried to enter your password on the microwave. > > > >2.) You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted." > > > >3.) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. > > > >4.) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > > > >5.) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and > >he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?" > > > >6.) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. > > > >7.) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you > >haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. > > > >8.) You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for > >your e-mail buddies via a web page. > > > >9.) Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your college > >roommate used to play. > > > >10.) You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant. > > > >11.) Your mother clogs up your e-mail inbox, asking you to send her JPEG > >files of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. > > > >12.) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if > >anyone is home.