12 Signs That You Have Had Too Much of
the '90s =======
>
>
> >1.) You tried to enter your password on
the
microwave.
> >
> >2.) You now think of three espressos
as
"getting wasted."
> >
> >3.) You haven't
played solitaire with a real
deck of cards in years.
> >
>
>4.) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
reach your family of
3.
> >
> >5.) You e-mail your son in his room to tell
him
that dinner is ready, and
> >he e-mails you back "What's for
dinner?"
> >
> >6.) Your daughter sells Girl Scout
Cookies
via her web site.
> >
> >7.) You chat several times
a day with a
stranger from South Africa, but you
> >haven't spoken
to your next door neighbor yet
this year.
> >
> >8.) You
didn't give your valentine a card
this year, but you posted one for
>
>your e-mail buddies via a web page.
> >
> >9.) Your
daughter just bought a C.D. of all
the records your college
>
>roommate used to play.
> >
> >10.) You check your blow
dryer to see if it's
Y2K compliant.
> >
> >11.) Your mother
clogs up your e-mail inbox,
asking you to send her JPEG
> >files of
your newborn so she can create a
screen saver.
> >
> >12.)
You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell phone to see if
>
>anyone is home.
