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People of the list* Porky Porkinson the Parkinson Pig has asked me to thank you for the kind reception you have given him. He is really quite a shy fellow, and is quite overwhelmed by this rush of attention. "I was just trying to do my little bit for the cause" he said. "I"M glad people liked it, and i hope they are inspired to even bigger and greater things'. Well, I'm proud of my pig. He says he is ready to take on the world now, first port of call Parkinsaw. Only thing is, he doesnt drive either - so anyone want to give us a ride? Hilary Blue (*sounds like a novel by Rider Haggard)