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Dear List-family...

Just a quick note to let ya know I'll be offline beginning 5/22
(Saturday) thru 5/24 (Monday) as I'm having some plastic surgery
due to a Parkinson's "1/2-face droop."

Errrrrrr... in other words, and as briefly as I can put it, the
RIGHT side of my face (gorgeous tho it may be to everyone else...)
<grin> is going to be re-aligned with the LEFT side of my face
(right side's been leading a life of it's own the past 2 years!)
<groan> by a plastic surgeon known for his talent in
reconstructive surgery.

I'll be home some time Sunday so ya can see, this isn't like open
heart surgery or even a pallidotomy! <THANK GOODNESS.   I DO
understand from the MD that I'll wanna wear a brown bag over my
face if I go out in public tho!!!  (Or sunglasses at the very
least) <MAJOR GROAN> (giggling at mental image).


"See" ya all back here on Monday.... (unless I'm feeling real well
on Sunday)...

Ohhhhh.... and June 21, it's back to Dr. Gerald Burke at UCLA for
collagen injections into my vocal cords 'cause I cannot STAAAAAND
it hearing everyone saying "What? WHAAAT?????  I CAN'T HEEEAAAR
YOU" when I speak!!! (in other words, the Kaiser MD who claimed to
know how to perform this procedure really DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT
CORRECTLY!!!) <POOH on him!>

Love to ya all...

Barb Mallut
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