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That was pretty pathetic my Parkinson Pal Elizabeth -----Original Message----- From: KEn Becker <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]> Date: Saturday, May 22, 1999 10:59 PM Subject: Re: PORKY PORKINSON, THE PARKINSON PIG >Camilla, I was just starting to feel sad that some day, Porky Porkinson would >have to be smashed to get the pennies and dollars, etc, out of his belly. >THEN I read your post and got inspired! Why not have a bank in the shape of >a giant, rather disgusting cockroach, we fondly call a "Palmetto Bug" ? I >would be HAPPY to crush one of those with my size 12 Florsheims, without even >a twinge of regret! >Pigs are Pretty, Proud, Puffy, Passionate, Pink, Peppy, Party-loving, >Poetry-inspiring, Potty-trainable, Pasta-eating, Personable, Pizza-loving, >Pointy-eared, Pettable, Peach-complected, Powerful, Perfect Pets, but >Palmetto Bugs are just plain ugly and not very clean! In fact, it would be >hard to prevent me from smashing A "Palmetto Bank" BEFORE it was full of >money! Maybe it's NOT such a good idea!......never mind! >Ken "Roach Stomper" B. >