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Announcing a new product from the folks that brought you the Mess-B-Gone PD Bib, and the Parkin-Suit, the stain resistent apparel for all occasions. This hot item will soon be de rigour for all denizens of the PIE List. In fact, you won't leave home without it. We're talking about the TAPIK--The Applied Pig Identification Kit. Be confused no more when those little piggies wander into your cyberspace. Laugh at the historical mix-up of days gone by. You will instantly know whether the little porker is the Parkinsaw Pig, Miss Piggy, Babe, Pinky Pig, Porquetta or the Porky Porkinson himself. Using previously unavailable stealth technology used at Los Alamos to detect and deter theft of nuclear secrets, this amazing device will enable the most technically inept user to instantly and positively identify all pigs. Previously used in Congress to identify Pork Barrel budget items, this timely tool will pay for itself by eliminating lost time and energy. Available in Flaming Chinese Red and Los Alamos Blush. Look for more details in next week's "A View from the Lighter Side of PD newsletter. John Bjork Parkinsaw, MI "We May be Slow, But We're Not Too Sure"